30+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (November 22, 2025)

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    DES. @destinCONRAD bitches that got military time on they phone want attention SOO0000 bad like okay cadet kelly
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    RENT Jay * @Jayyakamii Being quadruplets AND born on the 29th of February feels extremely attention seeking Mirr The Mirror @DailyMirror 2/29/24 or Leap year quadruplets celebrate 'third' birthday - 12 years after birth mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/l... ㄖ BRIDE GOTTA 360
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    parks → @parkersity_9 welcome to college. where every single person is smarter than u except for the 3 people in ur group project
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    herman milly rock @Eyoyism at a friend's birthday party in rural illinois and people are drinking like there's public transit here...
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    Joe Norman @normonics Only one year left on his mortgage Wayne Rowcliffe @wrowclif. 1d He's owned this place 49 years.
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    ryan → @scubaryan_ these guys figured out how to watch and bet on NBA Games while playing GTA 5 RP From Rak 8 *
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    bongo @bongoism the nurse that gave me two shots in my ass last week just followed me What the hell, sure.
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    grace @patienceandgrce on a date and when he realised he was full he announced it by saying "white boy down"
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    Losing it @prophethusband After I've fucked up my back: I'll never take my back for granted again. Please God. I'll stretch every morning for the rest of my life. The second my back stops hurting: Watch this white boy do a backflip
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    Cxspxxrx @_6signxxx grandmas passing you money like a drug deal >>> @girlyrre 9/19/25 A grandmothers love BOLLANT FEATES LE 66152
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    omeo @ihyomeo IRIS Imfao was it supposed to turn itself in? ALUTHEDON @aluu_rsa. 2d Shark that killed NYC woman 5 years ago confirmed as great white — and it's still out there on the loose trib.al/yhxkerL
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    DOOMENIC @dinosaur_info One time in college I had to memorize like every French verb conjugation for a test and I made a mind palace to store and retrieve them all and it completely worked and then I never did that again for anything else
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    sara @vampirismscore complimented a girl's eyes and she said they were contacts so i told her i also liked her hair and she said it was a wig GIF ALT
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    Mark @AgingRanchHand Babies love me but they have no money so there's no point in even manipulating them
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    merton » @mertonesque "unc" used in the same manner as a Japanese honorific like "sensei"
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    selim @npcselim Unknown number calls and expects me to talk first, welcome to breathing competition mf. DO ***
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    Klark @KnightClawk i'm crying why is your dog anonymous Vaelor @vaelor0.21h Gf out of town for the weekend = dog on tha counter
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    Mufasa007 @Mufasa0062 Wife bought something on FB Marketplace but she's afraid she'll get kidnapped so she sends me to pick it up from a guy who's wife sent him because she's afraid to get kidnapped.
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    Julia @jquadddddd Sent a document to my boyfriend's work email so he could print it for me and got colleague-zoned I love you!!!!!!!! J Summarize this email External Inbox me 11:22 AM Please print this for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Matthew 11:28 AM m to me v ت me 11:30 AM to Matthew Are you breaking up with me. ... Matthew 11:31AM ... m ← *** to me Keeping things professional. Just wanted to confirm that I have followed up on your request. Julia, Thanks for reaching out. I have received your
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    hunter @hunter_hhhh yall will not believe what happened to me tonight. hunter @hunter_hhhh - 12/31/23 only one other guy seeing this movie... im about to make this guy's night SCREEN
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    gynandromorphophiliac @viralaffection the thing they don't tell you about a blind cat is how much he's gonna fucking stare at you ...
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    meghan ❤ @deloisivete them: update your spices every 6 months me: best I can do is throw out this jar of cinnamon sticks that made it through 3 interstate moves in 8 years
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    Arnav Gupta @championswimmer It can do, but only once. Kaif @kaif9998 20h i bet your macbook can't do this 10 1 PEPEN ThinkPad hink
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    div_y @divydend obsessed with this video because he solved every issue he came across by just adding more apple. he tried making dough out of apple dust and water but water wasn't thick enough so he used apple juice. he used apple dust to stop the dough from sticking to the pan. im in tears 100% Apple. This Apple Pie Contains Only Apples 360K views 3d ago ...more Atomic Shrimp 1.06M
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    Skiff @SkiffTalks Ive been killing it with older people lately. They'll ask "how's it goin?" So ill respond "another day" They'll say back "another dollar, right?" Then it hit them with a "hopefully more than one" And they're LOVING IT
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    Raven @raven_brah "I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I was there when I took out the current mortgage on Rivendell."
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    Cynus @cy1nus Me pranking my doctor before he puts me in the MRI machine dior + @deeore5.1d chainmail tucked in the trousers could be the move
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    stickydacat @stickydacat Are you allowed to change up your signature bc its boring and old or do they kill you for that
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    idfwy. @idntfxckwithyou i missed my grams phone call and this was the vm she left me G gram 9m ago Don't bother don't bother answering your phone the kidnappers already told me that they're not gonna accept the ransom goodbye goodbye cool
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    alex turntine @turntineforwhat just checked my bank account and while I see how this could be a cool feature, I do wonder if perhaps we could program it to read the room Your estimated net worth $1.76 Update and track your net worth with Wealth Plan and stay on top of your financial life. ? Go to Wealth Plan
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    Jett @iky_fwjett The human brain is so fascinating, it operates 24/7 from the day we were born and only stops when you're writing an exam or talking to someone attractive
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    @WikiOoc Hotdogs were a ceremonial meal often consumed during the observation of a divination ritual sometimes known as "baseball" in a period known of the late American empire

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